I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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