these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
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And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
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I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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