I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
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I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Please don't give away my fajitas
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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