i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
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yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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