That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
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may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I didn't notice because vodka
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
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There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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