it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
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Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
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You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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