Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
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A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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