Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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