if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
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Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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