he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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