My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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