Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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