We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
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im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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