so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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