i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
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It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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