Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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