What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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