areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
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you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
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So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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