week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
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Is this like a preordered booty call?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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