Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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