If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I said "one day" and that day is not today
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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