I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
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I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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