i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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