I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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