Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
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i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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