I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
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When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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