At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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