I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
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How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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