The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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