I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
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Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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