Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
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I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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