Having a random hookup so left but love u
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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