2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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