dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
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sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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