so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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