i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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