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I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
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I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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