it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
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I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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