So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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