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It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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