He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
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maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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