moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Pants are for mortals
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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