How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
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you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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