My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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