How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
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I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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