Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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