The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
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I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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