the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
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Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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