Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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