yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
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Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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